Day 5 – End of the EPL

Today was a day full of plans for beaches and sights. It was also the Premier League finale, and let’s be honest, this was all that mattered today. We finally reached a season-ending day when something could have mattered. Unfortunately, the stars were always going to align with Man City to pip Arsenholes to the title.

I decided that trying to find a bar with all the games would be a lesson in futility, and instead opted to watch my beloved Fulham and rotate two other games at the same time whilst staying at the case. I could only watch 3 games at a time, and it actually worked out better than hanging with a bunch of cunty expats who have no idea of the game.

The day went great for the Cottagers and also went brilliantly for that mockery of a team called ManU. Nothing better than witnessing a manager out of his depth promising that the team is in a better spot than last year, when they finished 5 places lower than the 22-23 season’s team. What you call a squad, I call a joke that is the “mighty red.” Get farked, United. After the early footy festivities, it really just turned into a laundry and catch-up day. Yet we still got some good photos that we hope you enjoy.